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February 04, 2012
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Episode 12: The Bad Cats

  • --------: 1:24 PM
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • RickDickens77: What's up
  • LouisTheCat: im in bad shape here rick
  • RickDickens77: What did you do now
  • LouisTheCat: it wasnt my fault
  • LouisTheCat: i got in a fight
  • RickDickens77: A fight?? What happened?
  • LouisTheCat: it was the bad cats
  • RickDickens77: Oh my god Lou, are you ok?
  • RickDickens77: How bad is it?
  • LouisTheCat: im not good
  • LouisTheCat: ill probably live
  • LouisTheCat: but im not good
  • LouisTheCat: i need you home
  • RickDickens77: Wow, Lou, I'm so sorry
  • RickDickens77: I'll be home as soon as I can, ok?
  • LouisTheCat: please hurry rick
  • --------: 1:49 PM
  • RickDickens77: Lou, I'm still working on getting out of here
  • LouisTheCat: rick you gotta get home man
  • LouisTheCat: things are getting bad here
  • RickDickens77: I know, I'm trying
  • RickDickens77: My boss is driving me crazy
  • LouisTheCat: is it because hes black
  • RickDickens77: ...What?
  • LouisTheCat: is your boss driving you crazy because hes black
  • RickDickens77: No. That's not why.
  • RickDickens77: My boss isn't even black.
  • LouisTheCat: is it because hes siamese
  • RickDickens77: No. Siamese? No. My boss is white, like me, not that it matters.
  • LouisTheCat: is it because hes a woman
  • RickDickens77: No, my boss isn't- OK what is this about
  • LouisTheCat: ive just heard some things rick
  • LouisTheCat: some terrible things
  • RickDickens77: Right. From who.
  • LouisTheCat: the bad cats
  • RickDickens77: The bad cats. The bad cats were talking about me.
  • LouisTheCat: thats right
  • LouisTheCat: why do you think i got in a fight
  • RickDickens77: You got in a fight because of me?
  • LouisTheCat: i got in a fight defending your honor rick
  • RickDickens77: What on earth were they saying?
  • LouisTheCat: some things i dont even want you to have to hear
  • RickDickens77: Try me.
  • LouisTheCat: are you sure
  • RickDickens77: Out with it.
  • LouisTheCat: they say youre racist rick
  • RickDickens77: Well, that's crazy.
  • LouisTheCat: is it
  • LouisTheCat: is it rick
  • RickDickens77: Why, do you agree?
  • LouisTheCat: well
  • LouisTheCat: is it or is it not true that you targeted the two black cats down the street for tearing up our doormat
  • RickDickens77: They were the ones doing it!
  • LouisTheCat: sounds like profiling to me
  • RickDickens77: There were chunks of it in their back yard!
  • LouisTheCat: circumstantial evidence
  • RickDickens77: Wait, this is ridiculous.
  • RickDickens77: Those cats are troublemakers.
  • LouisTheCat: those cats
  • LouisTheCat: listen to yourself
  • RickDickens77: I don't hold an opinion about black cats, the ones who did that just happen to be black.
  • LouisTheCat: so you expect us to believe you didnt look to them first
  • LouisTheCat: because of their color
  • RickDickens77: All cats are the same!
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: wow
  • LouisTheCat: i dont even know what to say
  • LouisTheCat: just wow
  • RickDickens77: You know what I mean.
  • LouisTheCat: sure i know
  • LouisTheCat: we cats are all the same
  • LouisTheCat: lazy
  • LouisTheCat: untrustworthy
  • LouisTheCat: good at basketball
  • LouisTheCat: ive heard them all rick
  • RickDickens77: Stop it.
  • LouisTheCat: anyway thats not all they say about you
  • RickDickens77: I can't wait.
  • LouisTheCat: now i dont think this is true
  • LouisTheCat: theyre probably just making this up
  • LouisTheCat: but these guys say youre a cat smuggler
  • RickDickens77: A what.
  • LouisTheCat: a cat smuggler
  • RickDickens77: I don't think there is any such thing.
  • LouisTheCat: youd be surprised
  • LouisTheCat: happens all the time
  • RickDickens77: It does?
  • LouisTheCat: oh rick you would not believe
  • RickDickens77: I bet I wouldn't. Anyway, why would they think that about me?
  • LouisTheCat: apparently
  • LouisTheCat: and trust me they would never hear this from me
  • LouisTheCat: but theres this rumor that a few years ago you took a cat from old mrs wembley
  • RickDickens77: Oh really.
  • LouisTheCat: just saying what i heard
  • RickDickens77: That's a pretty bold accusation.
  • LouisTheCat: the true ones often are
  • RickDickens77: Well that one does happen to be true.
  • LouisTheCat: rick
  • LouisTheCat: rick no
  • LouisTheCat: how could you even
  • RickDickens77: IT WAS YOU LOU.
  • LouisTheCat: you stole me oh my god
  • RickDickens77: NO, SHE GAVE YOU TO ME.
  • RickDickens77: She had like ten cats, and she was getting too old to take care of them, so she was giving them away.
  • LouisTheCat: oh that mrs wembley
  • RickDickens77: Yeah. That Mrs. Wembley. I had permission to take you.
  • LouisTheCat: ok well lets say for a second that i buy that
  • LouisTheCat: and im not saying these guys will
  • LouisTheCat: but even if i believe you about that much
  • LouisTheCat: they also say
  • LouisTheCat: and again this is just what im hearing on the streets
  • LouisTheCat: they say theres a lady who left here smelling like cat pee
  • RickDickens77: Oh, for God's sake.
  • LouisTheCat: hey thats just the word out there
  • RickDickens77: I bet if you think REAL HARD, you can figure out what that one's about.
  • LouisTheCat: yeah ok i might remember something about that
  • LouisTheCat: still
  • LouisTheCat: you have to admit it looks suspicious
  • RickDickens77: I have to do nothing of the sort.
  • RickDickens77: Now listen, I need to get back to work so I can get home and help you out.
  • LouisTheCat: theres one more thing rick
  • RickDickens77: Alright, go. Quickly.
  • LouisTheCat: you drive a ford festiva
  • LouisTheCat: the whole neighborhood thinks you drive a festiva
  • RickDickens77: I do drive a Festiva. It's a good American car.
  • LouisTheCat: oh god i cant even
  • LouisTheCat: i just barfed
  • LouisTheCat: rick why
  • RickDickens77: It's a car, what's the big deal
  • LouisTheCat: oh my god i cant even stop barfing
  • LouisTheCat: rick who are you
  • LouisTheCat: im trying to defend you rick
  • LouisTheCat: im putting my reputation on the line out there
  • LouisTheCat: taking back things i said about you
  • LouisTheCat: but youre not giving me much to work with
  • RickDickens77: Ok, ok, enough
  • RickDickens77: Who are these "bad cats" anyway
  • LouisTheCat: oh the persians
  • LouisTheCat: awful breed
  • LouisTheCat: slippery
  • LouisTheCat: evil
  • LouisTheCat: godless
  • LouisTheCat: hate shorthairs
  • RickDickens77: You have got to be kidding me.
  • LouisTheCat: i wish i were rick
  • LouisTheCat: the world is a troubled place
  • --------: 2:25 PM
  • RickDickens77: Alright look
  • RickDickens77: I offered to work the weekend to get out of here early today
  • RickDickens77: So I'm on my way. Hang in there pal.
  • RickDickens77: Thanks for sticking up for me, sorry you got hurt.
  • --------: RickDickens77 has gone offline
  • LouisTheCat: no no i won that fight its just the tv wont turn on
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January 30, 2012
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yourmonkeycalled: I was in a book store, eavesdropping on the conversation of two black ladies: BL1: I finally got around to seeing The Help.BL2: Oh yeah? How was it?BL1: (weary laugh) Oh, you know.BL2: Yup.  (image via seoulbrother)

yourmonkeycalled:

I was in a book store, eavesdropping on the conversation of two black ladies:

BL1: I finally got around to seeing The Help.
BL2: Oh yeah? How was it?
BL1: (weary laugh) Oh, you know.
BL2: Yup. 

(image via seoulbrother)

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February 27, 2011
kidcharlemagne: fuckyeahparksandrecreation: annahinks: Tom: Tommy Timberlake!Leslie: You look like Encyclopedia Brown. Parks and Recreation, 2.15 - “Sweetums” Yessssss, an Encyclopedia Brown reference! I’ve read ALL of those! (via annahinks-deactivated20100923-d)

kidcharlemagne:

fuckyeahparksandrecreation:

annahinks:

Tom: Tommy Timberlake!
Leslie: You look like Encyclopedia Brown.

Parks and Recreation, 2.15 - “Sweetums”

Yessssss, an Encyclopedia Brown reference! I’ve read ALL of those!

(via annahinks-deactivated20100923-d)

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November 18, 2010
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awpeeps:

Maybe it’s because I shower in a gym locker room every morning, so on any given day between 5 and 25 people have seen me naked before 9:00 am, but I don’t really get what the big deal with the body scanners is. They ain’t looking at your titties and junk, they’re looking for guns and C4 and shit. Just walk through the scanner and get on with your life.

Or decline and get your junk grabbed. It’s your choice.

America. And God and the Bible.

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September 25, 2010
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"Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters—sometimes very hastily—but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.”
Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.”
That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it."

— Maurice Sendak (via forcessweetheart)

(Source: elkdogmen, via sarahb)

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September 06, 2010
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sarahb: Juxtaposition

sarahb:

Juxtaposition

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August 18, 2010
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sarahb: (via bingegardening) yes.

sarahb:

(via bingegardening)

yes.

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August 01, 2010
A Beautiful Mess

My dear friend Kristin has her very first book coming out this month. It’s almost eerie how similar our journeys have been- dealing with chronic illness, embracing God’s healing from perfectionism- I am so impressed by the hard work she has done and the way she shares her story so openly and honestly.  

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July 31, 2010

Ignorance is Bliss

After a rotted-canned-tuna-explosion debacle earlier this week that is better left unexplained, I decided to clean out the bottom shelf of the pantry. I was patting myself on the back until I found a mound of mouse poop next to an old roach trap. I should have just left the whole thing alone and stayed blissfully ignorant.

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July 30, 2010

that is SOOO hipster.

This weekend at the Renegade Craft Fair in downtown LA, a veritable mecca for Southern California hipsters gathering from the far reaches of Silverlake and Long Beach, I attempted to explain the essence of being hipster to my mother. The closest we could get to mutual understanding was that hipsters are the new millenium’s hippy. Not sure if she got it or not, but she did spend the rest of the afternoon pointing at things and people and saying, “That is SOOO hipster.”

PS- Mom, sister and I are going to Portland, OR in 1 week.

Things might get ugly.